Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All...

... I come across something new that just TOTALLY blows me away! Now, I'm no wise and noble sage, but I ain't no spring chiken either. I've lived an interesting life. I've done and seen quite a bit of things, and I've hung around a lot of freaky people. Despite all that, I was totally unprepared with what I encountered today. I get home this afternoon, and I'm looking through the day's mail. Among other things, I notice that I got a new Harriet Carter Catalog. Now, I LOVE catalogs. How I get on all their mailing lists, I don't know- I never buy anything from them. Anyhow, we're all familiar with Harriet Carter, right? She offers unique and interesting gadgets and knick-knacks, all at a reasonable price. Well, I'm casually flipping through pages one, two, three, four, and then suddenly, something catches my eye- it's a video tape for NUDE AEROBICS! I am 100% serious! Alloy me to read the description to you, "Nude Aerobics offers a totally revealing exercise workout. Featured are a variety of gorgeous personal trainers in the buff who focus their ALTERNATIVE fitness routine on getting you as fit and firm as they are, in the privacy of your own home." Okay, then. Thank GOODNESS it's in the privacy of your own home, or I'd never set foot in a gym again! (Ummm, wait- that's not a valid threat as I never have been in a gym before, except in school.) Nonetheless, there are just some things that people shouldn't do (or be seen doing) while naked. I feel that aerobics is one of those things. They invented spandex for a reason. Who wants all that junk flopping around like a trapeze artist while you're trying to exercise? I'm NOT getting a very pretty visual here! Anyhow, I'm off to bed. Tomorrow is Friday and PAY DAY- WOO HOO! I'm SO ready for the weekend! Goodnight all.